The History of Imperator Krav Lagrav

Imperator Krav Lagrav was said to be born to lowly men who served as Imperial grave-diggers. According to further legend, Krav Lagrav is the descendant of Leo Lagrav, the gravedigger who wore the Funny Hat of Truth. Krav Lagrav has been in service to the Empire as a Justicar for so long however, no one knows for certain. Krav herself is certainly not telling.

Krav Lagrav has had a lot of careers, including secret agent, banker, pro gamer, accountant, bookkeeper, census taker, and even mute late-night cooking show hostess. Yet, despite so many professions, she only has three passions in life. One is collecting golden gadgets from graveyards, another is RTS games, and the last is her passion for serving close by the person of the Emperor.

Krav Lagrav's service to the Emperor is shrouded in secrecy but her RTS victories over the years are not. They have been legendary.

Imperator Krav Lagrav has been accused of leading the most secret sect of the Justicars, the Keagle Rippers. The Keagle Rippers are said to oversee the application of the legendary healing powers of the arena health masters to dark life extension practices.

One advantage Krav Lagrav has in combat is that she has learned how to make muscles bloat. As they do the muscles grow "large and soft as barley kept too long in water." If Krav Lagrav chooses, she can make her muscles deflate and grow hard as steel. This unpredictable change makes Krav Lagrav a dangerous foe in hand to hand combat, if you make it past her large golden Justicar shield.

Krav Lagrav is quite paranoid, and even though she disguises herself as a crone using white makeup, her spooky robotic voice will often give her away.