The History of Hun Rhazdon

Hun Rhazdon was born to a tribe of fun-loving, human sacrificing, maniac raiders called the Children of Moloch. Unbelievably his mother actually gave birth to him during a raid, though she only came back to pick him up once the joyful fighting was done. Hun Rhazdon’s father was a well-dressed imperialist who was captured but returned for a ransom not long before Rhazdon was born.

Rhazdon was not like the other children in the Children of Moloch. He avoided their raiding games. Sometimes the other children came after him because he was different, but he was fast and smart and would block all of their attacks with random objects causing them to hurt themselves.

During one visit to the capital (to ransom some prisoners), his mother took him to the arena games. Rhazdon loved the gladiator fights. He spent all of his time in the arena stuffing his face with peanut brittle and cigarettes while watching the fights. He also found out what a book was and made friends with this one special spider. He was really good friends with that spider and they went everywhere together.

The arena inspired Rhazdon to use his physical talents and his brilliant intellect to really learn to fight and to become Hun Rhazdon. Hun Rhazdon is like Socrates but different.

When an opportunity came to join some of his companions to seek Moloch’s glory in the Crypto Colosseum, he said yes before he was even asked.

Without anarchy there is no freedom. Without freedom there is no creativity. Without creativity there is no progress.

Embrace the anarchy of Moloch and transcend!