The History of Dread Pirate Roberta

Dread Pirate Roberta's foul mouth is only exceeded by her foul temper. Oh, and her foul breath. Aboard her flagship, the Gox Pox, she terrorized the nine seas for nearly a decade and gathered untold crypto spoils.

Roberta's sinking of the good ship Winklevoss is legendary and should've been the end of her days as a pirate, but she has more lives than any pesky cat.

Dread Pirate Roberta has run afoul of Ruskarian trade lords and cultists of Tsathoggua. That's how she met Cleopatra, a struggling actress from Binacerium. This bad romance turned deadly when Cleopatra betrayed the pirate to the Imperial Guards and signed a book deal for her expose on Roberta, a half-cocked moonshot at stardom.

In time, the Imperiums merchants realized they were helpless against this primal pirate and simply stopped all shipping when she was known to be prowling nearby. Bored, Dread Pirate Roberta decided it was time for a new challenge, the Crypto Colosseum.

While a lively storyteller, her taste in friends may be questionable, particularly if you aren't fond of rum-soaked pirates.

Dread Pirate Roberta is a brute in the arena, employing none of the brilliant tactics that she used for years as a pirate captain. It's like watching one final act of violence before seeing her docked forever.