The History of Troy Hard

Troy Hard is a gladiator, nobody knows why he does it. He is not the best fighter and he has not won many games, but his family always roots for him.

Tory Hard was an apple polisher growing up. Eager to please his parents and find a life of meaning he polished apples to a nearly toxic level.

Troy Hard is a Colosseum geek. He studies it as one might study a religion.

Troy was not very successful in high school and then in college and now here he is fighting in the colosseum. He hopes this will be different but whatever happens he will give it his best.

When he fights you can hear him yelling encouragement to himself, cheering himself on with the whimsical sayings of "Battles not won are battles won" and "Don't give up, there's always next time, the show must go on, you'll be great some day".