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(rolls: 768 / 372)
Vang Diesel attacks Dread Pirate Roberta
Dread Pirate Roberta takes 396 damage
Dread Pirate Roberta uses Curse of the Cracked Hash
Vang Diesel Health: 1990
Dread Pirate Roberta Health: 1616
    

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(rolls: 201 / -370)
Vang Diesel attacks Dread Pirate Roberta
Dread Pirate Roberta takes 571 damage
Dread Pirate Roberta uses Curse of the Cracked Hash
Dread Pirate Roberta uses Curse of the Crypto King
Vang Diesel Health: 1990
Dread Pirate Roberta Health: 1045
    

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(rolls: 195 / 95)
Vang Diesel attacks Dread Pirate Roberta
Dread Pirate Roberta takes 100 damage
Vang Diesel uses Curse of the Vicious Rug Pull
Vang Diesel uses Elixir of Recovered Consensus
Dread Pirate Roberta uses Curse of the Cracked Hash
Vang Diesel Health: 2330
Dread Pirate Roberta Health: 945
    

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(rolls: 1006 / 790)
Dread Pirate Roberta attacks Vang Diesel
Vang Diesel takes 216 damage
Dread Pirate Roberta uses Oil of Grinding Attack
Vang Diesel uses Oil of the Swift Doge
Vang Diesel uses Elixir of Recovered Consensus
Dread Pirate Roberta Health: 945
Vang Diesel Health: 2454
    

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(rolls: 527 / 469)
Dread Pirate Roberta attacks Vang Diesel
Vang Diesel takes 58 damage
Dread Pirate Roberta uses Oil of Grinding Attack
Dread Pirate Roberta Health: 945
Vang Diesel Health: 2396
    

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(rolls: 1258 / 204)
Dread Pirate Roberta attacks Vang Diesel
Vang Diesel takes 1054 damage
Dread Pirate Roberta uses Oil of Grinding Attack
Vang Diesel uses Oil of the Swift Doge
Dread Pirate Roberta Health: 945
Vang Diesel Health: 1342
    

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(rolls: 111 / -82)
Vang Diesel attacks Dread Pirate Roberta
Dread Pirate Roberta takes 193 damage
Dread Pirate Roberta uses Curse of the Cracked Hash
Vang Diesel Health: 1342
Dread Pirate Roberta Health: 752
    

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(rolls: 730 / -365)
Vang Diesel attacks Dread Pirate Roberta
Dread Pirate Roberta takes 1095 damage
Dread Pirate Roberta uses Curse of the Cracked Hash
Dread Pirate Roberta uses Curse of the Crypto King
Vang Diesel Health: 1342
Dread Pirate Roberta Health: -343